the fact that im considered an adult is both terrifying and hilarious
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rest assured, rational me and impulsive me are having a fuckin smackdown 24/7 100% of the time
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can you imagine one of those really tragically boring “horror” movies about scary cursed doll !!! but its a funko pop figure instead
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chuck e cheese’s full name is charles entertainment cheese and he was born february 5, 1943 in new jersey
i know this sounds like a shitpost but you can google it. it’s on his wikipedia page.
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when you havent made plans for the future and then suddenly it is the future and everything didnt just magically work itself out
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person: [about to shoot me]
me: wait wait hold on a sec
person: NO I'M GONNA KILL YOU
me: I KNOW BRUH ok just hold on [grabs phone] just gimme one sec okay okay okay [looks through music, presses play]
person: is this.... mmm whatcha say?
me: shoot me now. i'm ready. i'm at peace.
me: *is overwhelmed by things i absolutely have the time to do*
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you think you want me to shut up? i have to listen to myself even when im not talking
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how punk am i??? *steps on crack* why don’t u ask my mother’s back
QUIT LEAKING THE SUICIDE SQUAD SCRIPT
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